a woman says to her husband “whisper dirty things in my ear” in which the husband replies “kitchen, bathroom, living room”
Some hate me. Some like me. Some love me. And some couldnt care less. But Im still me. I would rather be hated for who I am then be loved for somebody I’m not.
People need to pay attention to what is behind their doors before they try to figure out whats behind mine..
I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it to put gas in the car
We are always focused more on what is negative or needs to be fixed within us, that we fail to strengthen the positives that work best in our lives.
How much is an Eminem? “50 Cent” “WHAT?! That’s Ludacris! Black Eyed Peas are much cheaper. I can go get them at my granny’s house. he lives 3 Doors Down.
Life is about ignoring the drama, laughing with friends, loving your family, and being happy with what you have.
A wife is dreaming in bed,she suddenly wakes up and shouts, “Quick! My husband is home!” his husband wakes up and jumps out of the window